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    • The Togas
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    • Kyp Malone
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    • Vivian Girls [DJ Set]
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    • Fucked Up b/w The Dirtbombs — split 7″
    • Mikal Cronin b/w King Khan and the Shrines — split 7″
    • Neil Hamburger — 7″
    • Quintron b/w Thee Oh Sees — split 7″
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    • Ty Segall b/w Thee Oh Sees — split 7"
    • Jacuzzi Boys b/w Vivian Girls — split 7"
    • Quintron and Miss Pussycat b/w Turbo Fruits — split 7"
    • Black Lips b/w The Strange Boys — split 7"
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Fucked Up

Fucked Up have the most perfect name for any band in rock history. In two words it bluntly states the truth that lies at the heart of the white noise maelstrom – things are different from what you expect.

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King Khan & The Shrines

Who is this manic Master of Ceremonies who openly confesses to the two grand black bohemians said to be lunatic Sun Ra and George Clinton, and whose antics certainly remind us of a young Herman Sonny Blount and his Solar Arkestra?

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Thee Oh Sees

Thee Oh Sees have a lo-fi electric-acoustic sound that’s usually soaked in reverb, making it as if you can hear and see the exact room they recorded in. It creates a very distinct mood that fits their style, lyrics, and melodies to a tee.

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The Soft Pack

This is the true story of The Soft Pack, one of the most exciting young bands in America.

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The Dirtbombs

Nearly ten years after their acclaimed Ultraglide in Black helped kick-start a renewed interest in all things Detroit and rock-and-roll, The Dirtbombs are releasing the de facto companion piece, Party Store.

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Quintron and Miss Pussycat

Quintron has been making genre-defying noise and “Swamp-Tech” dance music in New Orleans for over fifteen years. Miss Pussycat, otherwise known as Panacea Theriac, is a New Orleans based puppeteer.

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Mikal Cronin

Taking influences such as the late sixties Del Shannon and The Everly Brothers and filtering them through his own mutant Californian fuzz.

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The Togas

The Togas are Ty Segall, Philip Sambol of the Strange Boys, Shannon Shaw of Shannon and the Clams and Lance Wille of the Reigning Sound. They will be debuting a covers set individually selected by Bruisers.

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Vockah Redu

Vockah Redu and the Cru animate the stage with their dynamic revival of dance, music, and art from the street corner to the club.

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Neil Hamburger

America’s Funnyman Neil Hamburger is the hardest working comedian in existence, performing up to 399 shows a year internationally to critical acclaim and audience bewilderment.

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Jello Biafra

Bruise Cruise is ecstatic to bring aboard a man who truly needs no introduction – Jello Biafra!

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Kyp Malone

Multi-instrumentalist Kyp Malone, guitarist and vocalist of Brooklyn’s TV On The Radio, will croon his way in to your heart on the high-seas!

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Anna Seregina

Anna Seregina is a San Francisco-based stand-up comic and performer. She was born in Moscow, Russia, which could explain her deep-rooted cynicism. It could also explain nothing.

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DJ Mr. Jonathan Toubin

North America’s most popular soul party DJ, Mr. Jonathan Toubin, isn’t only known his wildly unique 45rpm “maximum rock and soul” sets, but also for throwing legendary parties like Soul Clap and Dance-Off, Shakin’ All Over Under Sideways Down, the Happening, Polyglot Discotheque Declassified, and, most recently, his floating get-down “Ya Ya” Yacht.

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Vivian Girls [DJ Set]

Inaugural Bruise Cruise performers Katy Goodman and Cassie Ramone of The Vivian Girls will be on board performing a live DJ set.

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