Bruise Cruise Festival

Bruise Cruise Festival Returns!

You may have seen the photos, heard the rumors, and maybe you even know one of the lucky few who were actually on board. Well, here’s your chance to live the dream and experience the best vacation of your life. Learn more

Bruiser Perks

Included with your ticket:

3 day / 3 night cruise
Miami Pre-Party
10 concerts on the boat!
Private Island Party & Concert in the Bahamas
All accommodations
All meals included
24hr FREE, unlimited room service
Soul dance party on the deck
Comedy shows
Puppet shows
Open bar mixer
Bottle of wine
Free limited edition vinyl
Bruise Cruise tote bag w/ limited edition koozie, sunglasses, tats & bruiser gifts
Water slides, pool & hot tubs
Full casino
Day spa
Mini-Golf
Ping Pong
Video arcade
THE VACATION OF A LIFETIME
Learn more about life on board

Jello Biafra Added to Lineup, New Video Featuring Pro-Surfer Dylan Graves, Official Schedule Released. Tickets on Sale! Only 25 Cabins Left!

Posted January 10th, 2012 in News by michelle

Bruise Cruise Festival sails from Miami Fl to Nassau Bahamas Friday February 10-13, 2012. Tickets on sale here. Bruise Cruise is ecstatic to announce a new addition to the lineup, a man who truly needs no introduction – Jello Biafra! The head prankster of 21st Century Renaissance Men, on a short list Biafra has worn [...]

New Fucked Up Holiday Video, Damian Abraham of Fucked Up Announced as Cruise Director, Bruiser Dating Game, Miami Kick-Off Parties, Tickets on sale now!

Posted November 29th, 2011 in News by michelle

Bruise Cruise Festival sails from Miami Fl to Nassau Bahamas Friday February 10-13, 2012. Tickets on sale here. Cruise Director Announced Bruise Cruise is pleased to announce Fucked Up’s Damian Abraham as the official festival cruise director. In addition to being Fucked Up’s front man, Damian is also widely known as the host of The [...]

Mikal Cronin & Bounce Artist Vockah Redu added to lineup. New Video Featuring Comedian Neil Hamburger, Quintron & Miss Pussycat Track Premiere. Only 50 Cabins Left!

Posted November 10th, 2011 in News by michelle

Bruise Cruise Festival sails from Miami Fl to Nassau Bahamas Friday February 10-13, 2012. Tickets on sale here. Bruise Cruise is thrilled to announce the addition of San Francisco’s Mikal Cronin to the lineup. Taking influences such as the late sixties Del Shannon and The Everly Brothers and filtering them through his own mutant Californian [...]